One: Tsunade's New Shoes.

          "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said. "Sakura and I are taking a lunch break." Shizune said as she left Tsunade's office.

          "Ok," Tsunade said as Shizune was leaving. "I thought she would never leave." Tsunade said as she pulled out a box with new shoes in it.

          "What's in the box?" Anko said as she entered the office. "I returned from my mission. It was a complete success, I'm so awesome." She was sent to spy on Naruto.

          "Did Naruto do anything stupid?" Tsunade said. "By the way, the shoe box I was holding is full of cooking recipes. Tsunade fibbed as she put the shoe box away.

          "Naruto didn't do anything stupid, except insult the village's leader," Anko said. "But, he was able to fix things between the two villages."

          "Good," Tsunade said. "As long as that idiot can fix the messes that he makes, I won't have to worry about him." Naruto was the prime candidate for the Hokage position, when Tsunade retired. He was being sent on diplomatic missions for training.

          "The Green Tea village is grateful for your co-operation," Anko said.

          "You can leave," Tsunade said.

           "Bye," Anko said as she took all of Tsunade's dumplings that were on her desk.

           "Could she at least save me one?" Tsunade thought to herself. Tsunade pulled out her new shoes.

           "Lady Shizune," Sakura said as the were walking back to the Hokage's office. "Why has Lady Tsunade been acting strange lately?" Sakura asked.

           "I don't know," Shizune said.

           "She's hiding something," Sakura said.

             "I don't need these stinky things anymore," Tsunade said as she took her old shoes off her stinky feet. "Goodbye shoes," Tsunade said as she threw her old shoes out the window.  The left shoe was tossed first, then the right shoe. Both shoes were falling and heading towards Sakura's head.

             "I just.......," Sakura said as Lady Tsunade's left shoe landed then bounced off her head, while the right shoe followed. "What the hell? Something hit me? Not again." Sakura said as the right shoe hit her.

              "Lady Tsunade's smelly shoes," Shizune said as she picked up a shoe.

              "How do you know?" Sakura asked.

              "There are sake recipes in these shoes," Shizune said. "These shoes are small (size 6) and have gambling debts in them?" Shizune said as she found some tiny pieces of paper under the shoes' insoles.

               "NEW SHOES!" Tsunade screamed with delight as she put on her new, very expensive shoes. She kicked her heels up and down, while sitting in her chair.

               "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said as she opened the office door. "How did your shoes hit Sakura on the head?"

               "I rolled backwards in my chair, and my shoes flew off my feet, "Tsunade fibbed.

              "Can I see your feet?" Shizune asked, since she assumed Tsunade was fibbing.

               "They're stinky and dirty, you don't want to see them," Tsunade said.

                "Oh my," Sakura said as she peaked under the desk and saw Tsunade's new shoes.

               "LADY TSUNADE!" Shizune screamed. She saw the expensive shoes.

               "Ummm," Tsunade said.  "I need to go some where." Tsunade said as she got up.

               "How much did these cost?" Shizune asked as she saw the gold high-heels that were covered with emeralds, rubies, sapphires, and diamonds.

               "Your yearly salary," Tsunade said. "............For 20 years."

               "How much?" Shizune asked again.

               "I have a friend in North America that makes shoes, I received a 75% discount for being a good friend," Tsunade said.

                "Sensei," Sakura said. "How much?"

                "The equivalence of one million US dollars," Tsunade said. "It was quite the bargain. Don't you two think so?"

                  Sakura and Shizune passed out from shock.


Two: Tsunade Tickles And Worships Temari's feet.

                "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said. "I can't believe you waste that much money on shoes." A few days had passed since the shoe incident.

                "Don't worry," Tsunade said. "I'll work something out. I have urgent business. My sake factory is temporarily shut down, and the Leaf Village is out of sake. " (Tsunade invested in a sake distillery and factory. All of the Leaf's stores were sold out of sake, and Tsunade drank all of her reserves.) "I need to get some Sand Village sake."

               "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said. "We have sake ingredients in the villages, you can just make more sake."

               "Ok," Tsunade said. "I was leaving out part of my story. I want to make some new sake. The Kazekage gave the Sand Village's sake recipe to his kids. Sand Village sake rivals Leaf Village sake in taste. Temari knows where the recipe is." Tsunade said.

               "I'll go to the store and get some sake ingredients," Shizune said.

               "I don't want to wait for the sake to ferment," Tsunade whined. "I want some now."

                "Go to the Sand Village and buy some then," Shizune said.

                "I also want their secret recipe," Tsunade said.

                "Lady Hokage," Shizune said. "You're giving me a headache." Shizune left the office to get some tea.

                "This plan will work," Tsunade said. Tsunade went into her bedroom, slipped her clothes off, and put a black dress with a red sash on.

                "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said as she opened the bedroom door. "There you are, I looked all through this building to find you.....ahhhhh." Shizune saw Tsunade wearing a Temari dress. Tsunade was holding a blond wig.

                "Hi Shizune," Tsunade said. "Like my disguise?"

                "You could use a jutsu to look like Temari," Shizune said.

                 "Where's the fun in that?" Tsunade asked. "I'm going to Gara, I'll mimic Temari's voice, get the sake recipe, and be back." Tsunade said as she put on Sand Village sandals.

                "This is crazy," Shizune said.

                 "Bye," Tsunade said. She left for the Sand Village.

               At the Sand Village, Temari was talking to Gara, "You look a little different," Gara said. "You sound funny."

                 "Ummm," Tsunade said.

                "Your boobs are bigger, and your feet are smaller," Kankuro said as he noticed the fake Temari.

                "Who the hell are you?" Temari asked as she saw the impostor."

                "Bye," Tsunade said as she knocked Temari out, grabbed her, and went back to the Leaf Village.

                 "What's going on?" Temari asked as she woke up. Temari was tied to a chair.

                 "You do have big feet, don't you," Tsunade said as she removed Temari's sandals. "Tickle, tickle." Tsunade said as she tickled Temari's extra-large soles.

                "hahahaha, " Temari laughed. "What do you want?"

                "Your village's sake recipe," Tsunade said as she was running feathers up and down Temari's soles.

                "No," Temari said. "Hahaha." Temari laughed as Tsunade continued to tickle her.

                "I heard a rumor about you," Tsunade said as she was pulling Temari's left breast out of her dress.

                "Don't look at my tattoo," Temari said. "Leave me alone."

                "A chibi Shikamaru on your left breast," Tsunade said as she looked at the tattoo that was above Temari's nipple. The tattoo was a little Shikamaru hugging a heart that said Temari in the middle of it.

                "That's none of your business," Temari said.

                 "Fine," Tsunade said as let Temari fix her dress. "You're really touchy about that tattoo."

                "Errr," Temari growled. Tsunade tied Temari back up again.

                 "Let me get your mind off the tattoo," Tsunade grabbed a large feather and was tickling both feet at the same time.

                 "No," Temari said. "Hahaha."

                 "I'm going to tickle you until you croak," Tsunade said.

                 "Please...hahaha...let me go," Temari said.

                 "Sake recipe," Tsunade said.

                  "Worship my feet, and you can have it," Temari said.

                  "Deal," Tsunade said as she started to massage Temari's large feet. (size 15's US). Tsunade ran her fingers up and down Temari's feet. "You have pretty smooth soles." Tsunade said as she noticed Temari's heels weren't very rough.

                 "I pamper my feet," Temari said.

                  "Shikamaru pampers your feet?" Tsunade asked.

                  "I'm not telling you who pampers my feet," Temari said.

                  "Tenten pampers Temari's feet," Shizune said as she entered the Hokage's office. Shizune knew Tsunade's plan.

                  "Shut-up," Temari said as she glared at Shizune.

                 "Tenten pampers your feet," Tsunade laughed.

                 "Shikamaru's too lazy," Temari said. "Tenten offered to help me."

                  "That's too good," Tsunade said as she fell out of her chair, while she was laughing.

                  "Tenten has beauty school experience," Temari snapped. "She knows how to paint and trim nails."

                  "Ok," Tsunade said as she sat back down and started to massage Temari's feet again. "Don't get upset." Tsunade was massaging Temari's large toes.

                  "That feels nice," Temari said as Tsunade was massaging her soles again. Tsunade ran her fingers up and down Temari's soles for a few minutes, then started to use a circular massaging motion. Tsunade started to massage Temari's heels again.

                 "I've never seen feet this big before," Tsunade said as she was massaging the large soles. "She must have a hard time buying new shoes."

                 "That's enough massaging," Temari said.

                  "Not yet," Tsunade said as she removed her high-heels. Tsunade started to use her small feet to massage Temari's feet. "Little stinky feet massaging big stinky feet."

                  "What's going on?" Sakura asked as she entered the office. "Gross. Not again." The combined foot odor gave Sakura an one-two punch. Sakura passed out. (Sakura passed out from worshiping Temari's feet in the past.)

                  "This is too much," Shizune said. "I need to leave." Shizune got the the door.

                  "Where are you going?" Tsunade said. She continued to rub her soles up and down Temari's soles.

                  "I can't handle this odor," Shizune said as she left.

                   "Isn't this fun?" Tsunade said as she rubbed her soles on Temari's, then Tsunade started to lick Temari's big feet. She ran her tongue up and down Temari's soles for a few minutes, before Tsunade started to suck on Temari's toes. She sucked on Temari's toes for a few minutes, before Temari broke free from her ropes and started to tickle Tsunade's sides and stomach.

                 "Want the recipe?" Temari asked as she pushed Tsunade over and started to tickle her tiny, stinky feet.

                "Yes," Tsunade said. "Hahaha."

                 "Fine," Temari said as she started to massage Tsunade's feet. Temari ran her fingers up and down Tsunade's small soles. Temari started to massage Tsunade's heels. "Now for the toes." Temari said as she started to massage Tsunade's toes for a few minutes.

                "Lick my feet," Tsunade said.

                "Ok," Temari said as she ran her tongue up and down Tsunade's feet, then started to suck on her toes. "I'm done." Temari said as she handed Tsunade the sake recipe.

                 "Thanks," Tsunade said.

                 "See you around," Temari said as she left.

                 "Where are my shoes?" Tsunade asked. "My shoes........Temari."

                 "Lady Tsunade," Shizune said. "Temari gave me this note. It says you have to worship her feet again if you want to see your expensive shoes."

                  "Damn Temari," Tsunade said. "She tricked me. I'll be back in the Leaf Village in a few days." Lady Tsunade left barefoot to get her shoes back from Temari.